Superstition

Why is it that some people believe a black cat crossing your path is lucky, and others believe it's unlucky? Must be confusing for the cat.

Quid

Once upon a time I was walking down Charing Cross Road, and I saw this in front of me...

I realised it was an elderly man trying to pick something up, so I went up to him to help...

... and I discovered it was Roy Hattersley finding a pound coin.

The oldest Human Cannonball in town

Milo Venus - a special Valentines number

 

Milo Venus was a beautiful lass,
she had the world in the palm of her hand.
She lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match
to meet a brown eyed handsome man.
She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man.

Chuck Berry

Snow joke

roll on Spring...

Do-rag

Patrick Moore...

... and his telescopic trousers